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There you go you pushy bastards, a fucking blog. And a nice easy quote too, even has the character’s name in it. Since ya’ll forced me into doing this i didn’t have time to come up with a genius blog post so here is a maths poem:
I fear that I will always be
A lonely number like root 3
A 3 is all that’s good and right
Why must my 3 keep out of sight
Beneath a vicious square root sign
I wish instead I were a 9
For 9 could thwart this evil trick
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun
As 1.7321
Such is my reality
A sad irrationality
When hark! what is this I see?
Another square root of a 3
Has quietly come waltzing by
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer
Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
And with a wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
And love for me has been renewed.
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this quote looks like if i’d seen the movie i would know the quote
and i dont seem to know the quote that you wrote,
so i doubt ive seen the movie
that you are suggesting to me
i’d guess at kill bill vol. 2 only because of the bill thing
did you notice this is a rhyme too? have you been listening?
i think every comment on this blog post should rhyme
but sorry stuart, your guess was wrong this time
why the hell did you guys force me to write this
just one comment in a almost 2 days is taking the piss
I think i have the answer now
but stuart is it true that you know this? but how?
it came to me just as i was about to fall asleep you see
i think its kiss kiss bang bang, if im wrong silly me
im sure val kilmer says it, probably in a gay way
and im sure his name is short, something like bill or maybe ray
this movie is also set around famous people who take drugs and shit
come on this must be right, i hope this is it
if im wrong now i’ll feel realy bad
i even practiced this rhyme on a notepad
i wanted to end this line with something that rhymed with bang
so i could say ‘here’s my answer, it’s kiss kiss bang bang’
No.
i have something to say that must be said
i am fairly certain i have the answer
even if i was in some small way led
by master tibbs the notorious prancer
he gave me a form of clue accidentally
he didnt mean it and is very sorry
and i managed to guess the film, ‘love actually’
so there ya go, thats a point to gary
and just to one up you all, now ive won it
i wrote this comment in a muthafucking sonnet.
Today i was very upset
after four quotes i still haven’t got a point yet
and tibbsy is helping gary, what the hell?!
i was wrong again. FML